Adam’s Personal Blog

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Friday, September 19, 2008

Banning books will get you everywhere

I just realized that Palin reminds me of Kathleen Turner in “Serial Mom”—a great movie, by the way, about an overly-conservative, frighteningly controlling woman, who although an overachiever in anyone’s eyes, happens to be a serial killer. And nobody suspects, until it’s too late (of course, this is Hollywood we’re talking about, even if it is John Waters). She has that same bipolar personality exhibited by so many (warning: language) of the world’s finest serial killers.
You just can’t make someone like Palin up. Reality will always be stranger than fiction. No white shoes after Labor Day! And you will have that baby, Bristol!
No, I am not criticizing her daughter. I am criticizing Palin for forcing her daughter to have a baby she probably doesn’t want. It’s weird how her daughter’s wishes don’t seem to matter in the slightest.
Just what kind of a parent is that? An abusive one, apparently.

Killing is just what god wants

Yes, it’s true. When a woman in a slinky little cocktail dress, hidden under a deliberately frumpy jacket and some carefully placed gray highlights and some phony prescription glasses (see bottom post) tells you that your kids are going off to Iraq to die in a pointless oil war, it’s because “god” wants it.
I don’t know whose god that is. It’s not my god. I’m tired of the Moral Majority telling us what their god wants and that their god hates gays and their god wants revenge and their god wants this ’n that—keep your god to yourself, ’cause my god doesn’t stoop to being that human and petty. My god is more concerned with world peace, not World Freaking War III.

Rejection = greater attendance?

“[The] Alaska Women Reject Palin rally was to be held outside on the lawn in front of the Loussac Library in midtown Anchorage. Home made signs were encouraged, and the idea was to make a statement that Sarah Palin does not speak for all Alaska women, or men. I had no idea what to expect.”
(snip) “…Never, have I seen anything like it in my 17 and a half years living in Anchorage. The organizers had someone walk the rally with a counter, and they clicked off well over 1400 people (not including the 90 counter-demonstrators). This was the biggest political rally ever, in the history of the state. I was absolutely stunned… (snip) So, if you’ve been doing the math… Yes. The Alaska Women Reject Palin rally was significantly bigger than Palin’s rally that got all the national media coverage! So take heart, sit back, and enjoy the photo gallery. Feel free to spread the pictures around to anyone who needs to know that Sarah Palin most definitely does not speak for all Alaskans. The citizens of Alaska, who know her best, have things to say.”

Banco de Bankrupt

While Bush farts around with imaginary “weapons of mass destruction,” making more guns, gunpowder, multimillion-dollar giant laser space frizbees and other bullhockey designed to make America more deadly against several hundred yak farmers with 3¢ to their name and 25-year-old rifles, Americans like me are quickly sliding into a pit of financial and emotional depression.
And the sad thing is, even while separating his candidacy from Bushie-poo, McCain is busy hugging ole’ G. Dubya and using his speech writer for Palin.
Meanwhile, our mortgage goes up by 50%, which doesn’t matter to McCain—nothing like nepotism and rich family connections to help you buy yourself seven nice, big houses.

Palin: Ve must see your papers!

“Ve have got to get a more coordinated and more stringent-type regime,” said Palin. Hitler used almost those exact same words, his mustache was just a little bit bigger, though. Bush’s speechwriter is hard at work feeding her more crap to say. So far, we’ve heard nothing new or smart out of her mouth, at least nothing that wasn’t fed to her and McCain’s teleprompter.

Can’t wait for more of the same!

It’s funny how two men, who are friends, and come from similar backgrounds, and have similar opinions, but who have slightly different haircuts think every believes them when they say, “hey, we’re nothing alike! The last four years isn’t going to be like the next four years!”
The Republicans are lying to us again. Too bad they’re using the same speechwriters, the same PR people, the same everything to paint this totally fake picture of two men who are equally incompetent in politics and life, skating along as figureheads for a political system and party that they just don’t understand.
The sad thing is, as Americans, about 41% of us are still falling for it.
Sigh. “Well, lookee here! We gots us a womin on this here ticket! That’s real nice.” Yeah, for you and Borat.

Phoney Baloney = Sarah Palin McBush Cheney

I just got some interesting information from someone who had to wait on her for several hours recently, they got to stick around her dressing room, hanging out with her and her daughter, long enough to give us a real picture of this “woman”.
First of all, I’m stating that I have a huge problem with people who tell me, as a gay man, what I can and cannot do, like get married, etc. If you’re not gay, you have absolutely no right to dictate that to me. I also don’t have female body parts and am not pregnant so don’t feel it’s my place to determine whether or not you should be able to have an abortion. So in two respects, I already have a big problem with Palin. About 90% of the women I know also have a problem with her, and know she doesn’t have women’s rights or interests at heart in any way, shape or form.
(Oh yeah, she’s also a Republican, and since we’ve had horrible economic and social problems during and after every single recent Republican presidency, why should McCain’s be any different?) My personal opinion is that if you vote for McCain, you—and the rest of us poor suckers—are going to get what you deserve.
Back to the dressing room with Palin: she was bitchy, demanding, snappy and unpleasant, to the point of depressing her daughter and irritating some staff members. The moment the cameras turned their eyes towards her, however, she snapped on a big, bright, fake smile and dazzled the audience, and quite a few of the people she’d just annoyed.
Palin’s taste in clothing runs to the very sexy side, because man does she have the body for it! The Republican PR people (the same Bush guys, including her and McCain’s speech writer, their budget people, etc., etc.) have a hell of a time downplaying her attractiveness because (and I quote), “she’s way too sexy for the American public.” That black skirt she’s wearing at the RNC? It’s a cute, sexy little cocktail dress that they had to throw a $2,500 coat over to make it look conservative.
What about her glasses? An act too. Phony, just like everything else about her. They’re glass, with no prescription. I’m not saying that politicians don’t engage in long hair/makeup/speech-memorization sessions. What I am saying is that the disparity between who this lady really is and what she projects on-camera is horrific.
Her daughter is deeply depressed at being thrown into the spotlight, spending hours talking to her friends on the phone for support; she’s highly upset that her mom is [literally] forcing her to marry a guy she barely even knows, and whom she is not dating (have you ever seen a MySpace profile disappear so fast before?) Not to mention—why aren’t more people talking about the irony of a [female] who’s advocating abstinance over safer sex education—it obviously isn’t working for her own family!
Regarding her big speech at the RNC, while Palin was memorizing it (she was just presented with it during the convention—Bush’s speechwriter had it delivered to her—and had absolutely no part in its creation), she kept exclaiming, “oh god, I’d never say that!” and other phrases to the effect of complete and total disagreement while reading the sucker.
If you don’t agree with something politically, you should never spout it off as if it were the nearest and dearest to your heart. My grandfather taught me that. Being an Indiana boy (b. in the 1920’s), he had a much more countrified upbringing than I did, but his value system was pretty simple. Unlike me, he didn’t like Clinton—but it wasn’t for political reasons. It was much more for the fact that he’d lied. But at one point he did tell me that his problem with the lying was minor, considering that every other word out of Bush, Sr.’s mouth was a blatant fabrication (or verbal screwup).
Anyway, end of Palin rant. There’s plenty more wrong with that lady (think: “Serial Mom”) but the thought of her taking over after McCain keels over in early 2009 from a lifetime of bad diet, debauchery and now stress (think: unreleased medical records), I’m afraid of what Big Oil Palin will do to further f*ck up America.
’Cause right now, America is really f*cked. And I blame you, Red States—why do you always get to pick our presidents for us? I don’t want any part of your Republican politics or viewpoints, they’re all so 1816.
I’m registered Green party this year. I’m tired of partisanship. Not because of the Democrats, but because the Reps are so good at making the Dems look bad that I don’t feel like there’s much choice right now. I’m voting for Obama because I want a friendly, upbeat, educated and normal human being running the “free world” and not another pasty, 983-year-old white dude with seven mansions who has no idea how much it costs to fill up his Humvee because his butler and entourage do it for him.