Killing is just what god wants

Yes, it’s true. When a woman in a slinky little cocktail dress, hidden under a deliberately frumpy jacket and some carefully placed gray highlights and some phony prescription glasses (see bottom post) tells you that your kids are going off to Iraq to die in a pointless oil war, it’s because “god” wants it.

I don’t know whose god that is. It’s not my god. I’m tired of the Moral Majority telling us what their god wants and that their god hates gays and their god wants revenge and their god wants this ’n that—keep your god to yourself, ’cause my god doesn’t stoop to being that human and petty. My god is more concerned with world peace, not World Freaking War III.