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Friday, September 19, 2008

Banning books will get you everywhere

I just realized that Palin reminds me of Kathleen Turner in “Serial Mom”—a great movie, by the way, about an overly-conservative, frighteningly controlling woman, who although an overachiever in anyone’s eyes, happens to be a serial killer. And nobody suspects, until it’s too late (of course, this is Hollywood we’re talking about, even if it is John Waters). She has that same bipolar personality exhibited by so many (warning: language) of the world’s finest serial killers.
You just can’t make someone like Palin up. Reality will always be stranger than fiction. No white shoes after Labor Day! And you will have that baby, Bristol!
No, I am not criticizing her daughter. I am criticizing Palin for forcing her daughter to have a baby she probably doesn’t want. It’s weird how her daughter’s wishes don’t seem to matter in the slightest.
Just what kind of a parent is that? An abusive one, apparently.

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